HUSBAND: Do you want to do (such and such) with me?
ME: I don't know. When is it?
HUSBAND: It's a Saturday. March 5th I think.
ME: Silence and blank stare. March 5th isn't a saturday.
HUSBAND: Well then the 2nd or something, I don't know.
ME: looking away I don't know what's going on.
HUSBAND: You don't know what your doing in two weekends, but you know March 5th isn't a saturday. How do you know that?
Because it's your dead daughter's birthday you asshole!