NOT ME MONDAY

Just for fun here is MckMama's Not Me Monday:

I did not have to give my wonderful dog a bath because she ate rolled in poop. This did not happen a day after spending $30 getting her groomed.

I do not suck at giving dogs baths. My dog does not look pathetic right now.

I did not get a certain amount of joy when my husband had a breakdown this morning over not being able to keep track of B's school activities. I did not point out I've been doing it for 12 years, not to mention the many years with Step-Daughter, and that he's only been doing in for 4 months.

He did not get really mad about that.

I did not secretly smile, knowing he's gaining a full appreciation for what I've done the last 12 years.

I do not think karma is a bitch!