Monday, November 10, 2008

NOT ME



OK, so I saw this on someone else's blog, and I'm stealing it. Sorry! I'm not very creative lately. My mind is blank.

  • Today is not my husband's birthday.
  • I did not spend more than I planned on his gift.
  • I did not tell my son that I better get a good present for my birthday after buying his dad all this stuff.
  • I did not fall back asleep this morning.
  • My son was not late for school. (Actually, this one is true!)
  • I do not know how he made it in time. (Also true!)
  • My dog did not roll is poop for the umpteenth time this week.
  • I did not consider letting her stay covered in poop.
  • I am not tired of bathing her.
  • I did not eat a cupcake after dinner.
  • I certainly did not eat two!
  • They were not spectacular!
  • My son did not get all A's and one B+ on his report card.
  • That is not the best report card he's ever gotten.
  • I do not now owe him $250 because of that report card.
  • I am not sorry I made a deal with him three years ago that we would pay him for his grades. (Actually, I'm not sorry at all)
  • I did not enjoy writing this! ;)


1 comment:

The Fabulous Ms. Beth said...

good ones! I decided to do it too!