Not Me Monday

It's Monday again. That means my brain is empty. So here is another Not Me Monday to amuse and entertain. :)

• I was not sick yesterday (and today).
• I did not spend all day in my pajamas.
• I did not wait until 10 pm to take a shower.
• I did not sleep in until 11 am two days in a row.
• I did not feed my son pancakes for dinner.
• He did not cook them (because I suck so bad at cooking pancakes).
• I did not spend several hours catching up on my blog reading today.
• I did not skip the dishes because I feel too cruddy to do them.
• I do not have several loads of laundry waiting to be folded.
• I don't have several loads to be washed either.
• It did not snow here today.
• I did not hate it.
• I am not going to bed after I'm done writing this.