I did not feel guilty for working late, and let my son stay up late last night.
I did not pay for it this morning when he wouldn't get up.
I am not tired of writing about my dog rolling in poop because she did not do it again yesterday.
(Seriously, I have no idea why she is doing this and if anyone had a suggestion as to how to stop this I would love to hear it.)
I did not eat Spaghetti-o's With Meatballs for dinner last night.
I defiantly did not pick out the meatballs and feed them to the dog.
I certainly didn't buy my whole family (including the dogs!) matching 4th of July shirts from Old Navy. That would be very nerdy. Even for me.